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DRINKS

FOUNTAIN DRINKS $2.00
We proudly carry Oak Cliff sodas. What are Oak Cliff sodas you ask? Well they are made with real cane sugar right smack dab in Oak Cliff TX (yes up near Dallas). As the FB page claims ... You Can't Fake Real!
BOTTLED WATER $2.00
Well I guess the title says it all? I guess the only thing to add would be, just about every time you drink one, you ask yourself, "Why didn't I think of bottled water?!" Well just like all the rest of us, there went those millions (probably billions) by now!
TEA $2.00
If you don't enjoy a nice glass of iced tea from time to time, YOU AIN'T from TEXAS! Just to make sure we got everyone covered, we have both sweet & unsweet. Go ahead choose your favorite!

APPS & SIDES


CRAB RANGOONS $4.95
Our Rangoons are packed with smooth cream cheese, white onions and carrots. Perfect to the last bite. You might want 2 orders!
MOM'S MINI EGG ROLLS PRICE BELOW↓
Mom’s Mini Egg Rolls are packed full with pork, shrimp and water chestnuts for that little bit of crisp … Mmmm good! Get 6 or 12 (maybe more?!) and we bet you'll be hooked! 6 Mini's................................. $3.75 12 Mini's............................... $7.00
FRIED CHICKEN WINGS $5.95
Our Fried Chicken Wings are comprised of wings and drumettes. Breaded in house and deep fried to a golden brown! Who needs sauce?! Certainly, not our wings!
EGG ROLLS (2) $3.00
What's in a roll? Well our Egg Rolls are full of crispy cabbage, shredded carrots and white onions, with just a touch of celery. Plus, we add ground beef in for that hint of goodness you just can’t live without! Then we wrap all of this into a spring roll style wrapper that gives our Egg Rolls a special crunch from the first bite to the last. Yum!
PORK & VEGETABLE DUMPLINGS PRICE BELOW↓
Our pork dumplings are packed with pork, a few veggies and some special seasonings. Fried or steamed you can’t go wrong. Try some and you too can be "the dumpling of our eyes!" 6 - Pan Fried................................. $5.95 6 - Steamed................................... $5.95

Soups


EGG DROP SOUP PRICE BELOW↓
Our Egg Drop Soup is, like all our dishes, made from scratch! We start with homemade chicken broth. Add then drizzle in eggs and add our signature spices to give it that special flavor only created by us! Cup................................. $2.95 Bowl............................... $4.95
WONTON SOUP PRICE BELOW↓
First we start with our classic chicken broth. Add in a perfectly portioned pork wonton or two. Throw in some cabbage, carrots, celery, white onions and topped it off with a bit of chives. Can I have one please? Why yes, yes you can! Cup................................. $2.95 Bowl............................... $4.95
HOT & SOUR SOUP PRICE BELOW↓
Our Hot & Sour Soup is made from scratch in house. First we start with chicken broth. Add in sliced pork, bamboo shoots, tender tofu & chives. Then we finish it off our signature spices … Yum! 6 Cup................................. $2.95 12 Bowl............................... $4.95

Chicken Plates


CHICKEN CHOP SUEY $9.95
Our Chicken Chop Suey begins with perfectly sliced chicken, crunchy Chinese cabbage & carrots, diced celery & sliced white onions, all stir-fried in our popular white sauce. (Upon request, our Chicken Chop Suey can be tossed in our tangy brown sauce.)
ALMOND CHICKEN $9.95
Our Almond Chicken is packed full of perfectly sliced chicken, roasted almonds, diced celery, crunchy carrots, & water chestnuts. All finished off in a tangy brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
LEMON CHICKEN $9.95
Our Lemon Chicken consists of breaded chicken breast morsels, fried ever so perfectly golden brown. Then it's paired with our house made sweet & tart lemon sauce on the side. One bite and you'll agree you’ve got a winner! For a different twist, try the sister dish Sweet & Sour Chicken!
CHICKEN w/ SNOW PEAS $9.95
Chicken w/ Snow Peas begins with sliced chicken, crunchy snow peas, bamboo shoots and sliced water chestnuts. Then all of these goodies are tossed in our popular white sauce sauce! (A gluten free option. Upon request, our Chicken w/ Snow Peas can be tossed in our tangy brown sauce.)
SESAME CHICKEN $10.95
Sesame Chicken is served with a plentiful amount of golden brown, fried chicken breast slices. All tossed in our unforgettable sweet & tangy brown glaze. Topped off with a dousing of sesame seeds to make it look pretty. And we add side of broccoli to keep you healthy! If you're up for it, try Sesame Chickens spicy sister dish, General Tso's. Or for a different twist, try the spicy brother dish, Orange Chicken!
CURRY CHICKEN (Spicy) $9.95
Spice up life just a little! Our Curry Chicken begins with perfectly sliced chicken, bamboo shoots, crunchy carrots & sliced white onions. Stir-fried in our spicy yellow curry sauce.
CHICKEN w/ GARLIC SAUCE (Spicy) $9.95
Wanna try something a little different? Then this is your dish! Our Chicken w/ Garlic Sauce starts off with sliced chicken, bamboo shoots, crunchy water chestnuts, chives and hot peppers. Finally it's tossed in our spicy brown sauce with a hint of garlic in the background. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)

GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN (Spicy $10.95
Our General Tso’s Chicken is served with a plentiful amount of golden brown fried chicken slices and hot peppers. All tossed in our unforgettable spicy, sweet & tangy brown glaze. If you're up for it, try the not spicy sister dish to General Tso's, Sesame Chicken. Or for a different twist, try the General's brother dish, Orange Chicken!
SWEET & SOUR CHICKEN $9.95
Sweet & Sour Chicken is a simple dish of breaded chicken breast morsels, fried ever so perfectly golden brown. Then we add a few bell peppers, sliced white onions and some crunchy carrots. Finally, it's paired with our house made sweet & sour sauce on the side. If you're up for it? Try the sister dish, Lemon Chicken, for another unique flavor!
MOO GOO GAI PAN $9.95
No silly it's not really an old Chinese proverb! It's a delicious dish that contains sliced chicken, bamboo shoots, crispy snow peas, water chestnuts, mushrooms, crunchy carrots & Chinese cabbage. All stir-fried in our popular white sauce. (Gluten Free option)
CHICKEN w/ BROCCOLI $9.95
Chicken w/ Broccoli is the perfect marriage of sliced chicken and of course broccoli! Tossed in our tantalizing brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
CASHEW CHICKEN $9.95
Cashew Chicken is full of perfectly sliced chicken, roasted almonds, diced celery, crunchy carrots, & water chestnuts. All finished off in a tangy brown sauce! (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
MONGOLIAN CHICKEN (Spicy) $9.95
Wanna try something a little different? Then this is your dish! Our Chicken w/ Garlic Sauce Our Mongolian Chicken begins with our bite-sized chicken morsels, bamboo shoots, green onions & hot peppers. Then it’s all tossed in our spicy brown sauce. Make it extra spicy if you dare?!
KUNG PAO CHICKEN (Spicy) $9.95
Our Kung Pao Chicken is plenty full of sliced chicken, crunchy carrots, diced celery, water chestnuts, crispy bell peppers, peanuts and hot peppers. Then everything is tossed in our spicy brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
SZECHUAN CHICKEN (Spicy) $9.95
Now here's a popular dish! First we start with chicken slices, then we toss in green onions, carrots and celery. Finally it's all brought together with our tangy brown sauce. What a perfect blend of yum!
ORANGE CHICKEN (Spicy) $10.95
Our Orange Chicken is also served with a plentiful amount of golden brown fried chicken slices and hot peppers. Tossed in our unforgettable spicy, sweet & tangy brown glaze complete with orange peel to give it that yummy orange finish! If you're up for it, try the not spicy sister dish to Orange Chicken, Sesame Chicken. Or for a different twist, try Orange Chickens brother dish, General Tso's Chicken!

Beef Plates


BEEF CHOP SUEY $10.95
Our Beef Chop Suey starts off with bite-sized beef slices, crunchy Chinese cabbage, sliced carrots, diced celery & white onions, then it’s all tossed in our tangy brown sauce. After you grub down on this you'll even know karate. Well OK maybe not, but at least you'll know the word!
BEEF w/ MUSHROOMS $10.95
3 ingredients, loads of flavor! Our Beef w/ Mushrooms has our bite-sized beef slices, blended with sliced mushrooms & chives for a little color. Then it’s tossed in our tangy brown sauce. Yes you can order 2 plates if you want!
BEEF w/ VEGGIES $10.95
Our Beef w/ Vegetables is packed full of bite-sized beef slices, broccoli florets, crunchy carrots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, crispy baby corn, bamboo shoots, sliced water chestnuts & snow peas. Then we finish it off using our tantalizing brown sauce. WHEW ... that's a mouthful!
SESAME BEEF $11.95
Always a gentleman's favorite. Our Sesame Beef is served with a plentiful amount of golden brown, fried beef slices. Then they're tossed in our unforgettable sweet & tangy brown glaze. And finally they're topped off with a dousing of sesame seeds to make it look pretty. OH and don't forget a side of broccoli to keep you healthy! Meh, gotta make the wife think we're eating good, right guys?! For a change of pace, try our Orange Beef if you want a little kick in your plate!
CURRY BEEF (Spicy) $10.95
Our Beef w/ Garlic Sauce starts off with our bite-sized beef slices, bamboo shoots, crunchy water chestnuts, chives and hot peppers. Then we finish it off with our spicy brown sauce combined with a hint of garlic in the background. Yes Virginia, you can still talk to your co-workers after eating this dish!
KUNG PAO BEEF (Spicy) $10.95
Our Kung Pao Beef is full of our bite-sized beef slices, crunchy carrots, diced celery, sliced water chestnuts, crispy bell peppers, peanuts & hot peppers. Tossed in our spicy brown sauce. You need this KICK to keep your day going!
SZECHUAN BEEF (Spicy) $10.95
Now here's a popular dish! First we start with beef morsels, then we toss in green onions, carrots and celery. Finally it's all brought together with our tangy brown sauce. What a perfect blend of yum!
BEEF w/ BROCCOLI $10.95
Beef w/ Broccoli is the perfect marriage of beef morsels and of course broccoli. Tossed in our tantalizing brown sauce. Something so simple shouldn't taste this good!
BEEF w/ SNOW PEAS $10.95
Beef with Snow Peas begins with bite-sized beef slices, crunchy snow peas, bamboo shoots and sliced water chestnuts. Then we toss everything in our tangy brown sauce! Yum!
PEPPER STEAK $10.95
The Pepper Steak has bite-sized beef slices, crispy bell peppers & sliced white onions. All tossed in our tangy brown sauce. With just 3 ingredients, how do we make it so delectable? Only the chef knows for sure!
BEEF w/ GARLIC SAUCE (Spicy) $10.95
Our Beef w/ Garlic Sauce starts off with our bite-sized beef slices, bamboo shoots, crunchy water chestnuts, chives and hot peppers. Then we finish it off with our spicy brown sauce combined with a hint of garlic in the background. Yes Virginia, you can still talk to your co-workers after eating this dish!
HUNAN BEEF (Spicy) $10.95
Our Hunan Beef is packed full of our bite-sized beef slices, broccoli florets, crunchy carrots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, baby corn, bamboo shoots, sliced water chestnuts, snow peas and hot peppers. Then this amazing blend is brought together by adding in our spicy brown sauce. With all of this goodness, you'll probably have leftovers!
MONGOLIAN BEEF (Spicy) $10.95
Mongolian Beef has bite-sized beef slices, bamboo shoots, green onions & hot peppers. All these morsels are tossed in our spicy brown sauce. Yep any emperor would be happy with this dish!
ORANGE BEEF (Spicy) $11.95
Our Orange Chicken is served with a plentiful amount of golden brown fried beef slices and hot peppers. Tossed in our unforgettable spicy, sweet & tangy brown glaze complete with orange peel to give it that yummy orange finish. For a change of pace, try Sesame Beef which is essentially a not spicy version of this one.

Shrimp Plates


CASHEW SHRIMP $11.95
Our Cashew Shrimp is packed full of bite-sized shrimp, roasted cashews, diced celery, crunchy carrots & water chestnuts all finished off in a tangy brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
SHRIMP w/ BROCCOLI $11.95
A simple dish with complex flavors. Our Shrimp w/ Broccoli is the perfect marriage of bite-sized shrimp and of course broccoli! Then it's tossed in our tantalizing brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
SHRIMP w/ VEGTABLES $11.95
Our Shrimp w/ Vegetables is packed full of bite-sized shrimp, broccoli florets, crunchy carrots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, bite-sized baby corn, bamboo shoots, sliced water chestnuts & snow peas. All tossed in our popular white sauce. With so much goodness in one plate, you'll feel like doing good deeds ALL day long! (Gluten Free option.)
SESAME SHRIMP $13.95
The Sesame Shrimp is served with a plentiful amount of deep fried, bite-sized shrimp. Tossed in our unforgettable sweet & tangy brown glaze! Then we top it off with a dousing of sesame seeds to make it look pretty. And a side of broccoli to keep you healthy! A personal favorite of the staff, try a plate today.
CURRY SHRIMP (Spicy) $11.95
Our Curry Shrimp begins with our scrumptious shrimp, bamboo shoots, crunchy carrots & sliced white onions. Stir-fried in our spicy yellow curry sauce. Want it extra spicy? Go ahead, make my wok!
SHRIMP w/ GARLIC SAUCE (Spicy) $11.95
The Shrimp w/ Garlic Sauce starts off with our yummy shrimp, bamboo shoots, crunchy water chestnuts, chives and hot peppers. Then it's tossed in our spicy brown sauce with a hint of garlic in the background. Don't worry, the garlic breath won't ruin your office meeting! (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
SHRIMP CHOP SUEY $11.95
A mix of epic proportions, the Shrimp Chop Suey begins with scrumptious shrimp, crunchy Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, diced celery & sliced white onions, stir-fried in our popular white sauce. (Upon request, our Shrimp Chop Suey can be tossed in our tangy brown sauce.)
SHRIMP w/ SNOW PEAS $11.95
The Shrimp with Snow Peas begins with delicious shrimp, crunchy snow peas, bamboo shoots and sliced water chestnuts. Then we toss everything in our tangy brown sauce! (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
TRIPLE DELIGHT $11.95
Our Triple Delight is chocked full of bite-sized shrimp, beef cutlets, sliced chicken, broccoli florets, crunchy carrots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, yummy baby corn, bamboo shoots, sliced water chestnuts & snow peas. Then we toss all of this goodness in our tantalizing brown sauce. If we put anymore in this dish, we won't be able to close the to go box!
SWEET & SOUR SHRIMP $11.95
There's S&S Chicken. Then there's the other white meat, S&S Pork. But what about the other, other white meat?! That's where our Sweet & Sour Shrimp swims in! A simple dish of bite-sized shrimp breaded and fried ever so perfectly golden brown with a few bell peppers, sliced white onions and some crunchy carrots thrown in. Paired with our house made sweet & sour sauce on the side. YUM!
KUNG PAO SHRIMP (Spicy) $11.95
KUNG PAO! Now go and "paint the fence!" JK :-)! Instead order our shrimp version of Kung Pao, which is full of our bite-sized shrimp, crunchy carrots, diced celery, sliced water chestnuts, crispy bell peppers, peanuts & hot peppers. All stir fried in our spicy brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
SZECHUAN SHRIMP (Spicy) $11.95
Now here's a popular dish! First we start with scrumptious shrimp, then we toss in green onions, carrots and celery. Finally it's all brought together with our tangy brown sauce. What a perfect blend of yum!

Pork Plates


PORK CHOP SUEY $9.95
Our Pork Chop Suey begins with perfect portioned pork, crunchy Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, diced celery & sliced white onions, stir-fried in our popular white sauce. (Upon request, our Pork Chop Suey can be tossed in our tangy brown sauce.)
SWEET & SOUR PORK $9.95
Our Sweet & Sour Pork is a simple dish of bite-sized pork breaded and fried ever so perfectly golden brown with a few bell peppers, sliced white onions and some crunchy carrots thrown in. Paired with our house made sweet & sour sauce on the side. Simple but yet so satisfying!
SZECHUAN PORK (Spicy) $9.95
Now here's a popular dish! First we start with pork morsels, then we toss in green onions, carrots and celery. Finally it's all brought together with our tangy brown sauce. What a perfect blend of yum!
PORK w/ BROCCOLI $9.95
Pork w/ Broccoli is the perfect marriage of sliced pork and of course broccoli! All tossed in our tantalizing brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
PORK w/ GARLIC SAUCE (Spicy) $9.95
Our Pork w/ Garlic Sauce starts off with our perfect pork morsels, bamboo shoots, crunchy water chestnuts, chives and hot peppers. All tossed in our spicy brown sauce with a hint of garlic in the background. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
TWICE COOKED PORK (Spicy) $9.95
Our Twice Cooked Pork has some perfectly portioned pork, crispy bell peppers, crunchy cabbage, crisp carrots, mushrooms, bite-sized baby corn, sliced white onions, chives and hot peppers. Then it’s tossed in our spicy brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)

Veggie Plates


MIXED VEGGIES $8.95
Our Mixed Vegetables are packed full of broccoli florets, crunchy carrots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, bite size baby corn, bamboo shoots, sliced water chestnuts & snow peas. All tossed in our popular white sauce. (Gluten Free option.)
BROCCOLI w/ GARLIC SAUCE (Spicy) $8.95
Plain and simple, our Broccoli w/ Garlic Sauce is just that. Fresh and crunchy broccoli florets tossed in our spicy brown sauce with a hint of garlic in the background. Perfect for when you want something not to complex but rich in flavor!
HOT & SPICY TOFU (Spicy) $8.95
The Hot & Spicy Tofu is full of tender tofu, broccoli florets, crunchy carrots, Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, bitesize baby corn, bamboo shoots, sliced water chestnuts, crispy snow peas and hot peppers. All tossed in our spicy brown sauce (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
MIXED VEGGIES w/ GARLIC SAUCE (Spicy) $8.95
Our Mixed Veggies w/ Garlic Sauce is packed full of broccoli florets, crunchy carrots & Chinese cabbage, mushrooms, bitesize baby corn, bamboo shoots, sliced water chestnuts, crispy snow peas and hot peppers. Tossed in our spicy brown sauce with a hint of garlic in the background. Oh my, oh my, can it get any yummier?! (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
SESAME TOFU $10.95
Who says only meat can be in a sesame sauce?! Certainly not us! Our Sesame Tofu is served with a plentiful amount of deep fried tofu. All tossed in our unforgettable sweet & tangy brown sesame glaze. Topped off with a dousing of sesame seeds to make it look pretty. OH, and a side of broccoli to keep you extra healthy! This is what tofu lives for!
CURRY TOFU (Spicy) $8.95
Our Curry begins with our tender tofu deep fried to perfection, bamboo shoots, crunchy carrots & sliced white onions. All stir fried in our spicy yellow curry sauce. You see, who needs meat?!
KUNG PAO TOFU (Spicy) $8.95
Our Kung Pao Tofu is full of deep fried tofu, crunchy carrots, diced celery, sliced water chestnuts, crispy bell peppers, peanuts and hot peppers. Then all of this good stuff is tossed in our spicy brown sauce. (Our white sauce can be substituted for a different spin on the plate or as a Gluten Free option.)
SZECHUAN TOFU (Spicy) $8.95
Now here's a new spin on an old favorite! Szechuan Tofu ... WHY NOT?! First we start with tender tofu, then we toss in green onions, carrots and celery. Finally it's all brought together with our tangy brown sauce. D-lish!

Lo Mein Noodles


CHICKEN LO MEIN $9.50
Our Chicken Lo Mein begins with sliced chicken, Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, sliced yellow onions, & diced celery. Then they’re tossed in with our brown sauce and our lo mein noodles. Finally, it’s cooked perfectly golden brown!
PORK LO MEIN $9.50
Just like the other white meat but slightly different. Our Pork Lo Mein begins with pork morsels, Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, sliced yellow onions, & diced celery. Then everthing is tossed in with our brown sauce and our lo mein noodles. Finally, it’s all cooked perfectly golden brown!
COMBO LO MEIN $9.95
You want it all? Then have it! Our Combo Lo Mein begins with sliced chicken, tasty beef slices and bite-sized shrimp. But that's only the beginning! Add in Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, sliced yellow onions, & diced celery. Then all of this goodness is tossed in with our brown sauce and our lo mein noodles. Guaranteed tasty till the last noodle slurp!
PLAIN MEIN (Noodles Only)$7.50
Simple, yes! Delicious, yes! Plain Jane lo mein with no fillers (meats or veggies) but lots of flavor! Just what the kid in you ordered. YUM!
BEEF LO MEIN $9.50
The Beef Lo Mein begins with bite-sized beef slices, Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, sliced yellow onions, & diced celery. Then it's all tossed in with our brown sauce and our lo mein noodles. Beef, "It's what's for dinner!"
SHRIMP LO MEIN $10.50
Why not have some "chicken of the see" tonight? Our Shrimp Lo Mein begins with scrumptious shrimp, Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, sliced yellow onions, & diced celery. All stir fried in our brown sauce and our lo mein noodles. YUM!
VEGETABLE LO MEIN $9.50
Our Vegetable Lo Mein begins with a plentiful portion of Chinese cabbage, crispy carrots, sliced yellow onions, & diced celery. Then they’re tossed in with our brown sauce and our lo mein noodles. Finally, it’s cooked perfectly golden brown! Add some tofu in for a new spin on an old favorite!

Fried Rice Dishes


CHICKEN FRIED RICE $8.95
Chicken Fried Rice begins with sliced chicken, a plentiful portion of eggs, chives, peas and carrots. Then they’re tossed together with the right-sized amount of rice all fried to a golden brown.
BEEF FRIED RICE $9.95
The Beef Fried Rice begins with bite-sized beef cutlets, blended in with some eggs, chives, peas and carrots. Then they’re all tossed together with a plethora of rice all fried to a perfect golden brown.
COMBO FRIED RICE $9.95
If you want some of this and that in your rice, why not?! Our Combo Fried Rice begins with sliced chicken, tasty beef slices, bite-sized shrimp, oh and don't forget about the eggs, chives, peas and carrots. Then everything is tossed together with a plethora of rice all fried to a golden brown. Can we even fit all this in a to-go box?!
PORK FRIED RICE $8.95
Our Pork Fried Rice has sliced pork morsels, a plentiful portion of eggs, chives, peas and carrots. Then everything is tossed together with a right amount of rice all fried to a golden brown.
SHRIMP FRIED RICE $8.95
Our Shrimp Fried Rice begins with bite-sized shrimp, a perfect portion of eggs, chives, peas and carrots. Then they’re tossed together with the right amount of rice all fried to a golden brown.
VEGETABLE FRIED RICE $8.95
Our Vegetable Fried Rice begins with a plentiful portion of eggs, chives, peas and carrots. Then they’re all tossed together with a plethora amount of rice all fried to a golden brown.

Desserts


SLICE OF CHEESECAKE $3.00
Our cheesecake is just the right size to complete the perfect meal. For a mere $2.50 your sweet tooth will thank you for all of it's hard work over the years!
FRIED SUGAR BISCUITS $3.00
What can one say? Fried bread dusted with the right amount of sugary goodness! Where can one go wrong? The only way that happens is if you don't order enough of these bad boys!